Welcome back to another tantalizing season of Wedge football brothers. as we take the time to appreciate these power rankings let us also take a moment to appreciate our Editor-in-Chief Troop Crossland. Troop is the man in charge At Wedge Football League Association and is tasked with bringing you up to date news, reports, and updates regarding injuries, team scores, upsets, trades, waiver pickups and etc. He does it for the glory of this league to bring unbiased rankings for everyone to enjoy and for the pleasure of making fun of your shipwrecks of teams. without further ado let us dive right in to this weeks power rankings. my venmo is Troop-crossland for any charitable donations.
She Saquon it til i Kamara (2-0)
it’s easy to see why this team is leaps and bounds ahead of the competition. completely undefeated and already 60 points above second place in points for its a bloodbath for any team that comes against She Saquon it til I Kamara. a comical team name and a grand performance leaves no room for weakness in the impressive team. is there any hope for the rest of this league? probably not. but alas maybe one of these teams can pray for injury to strike this team or maybe even rise against all odds themselves to overcome this dominating presence.
2. Shake and Bake (2-0)
The only other team that is completely undefeated has a pretty fine arsenal of weaponry on this team. it is a shame that this news reporter discovered that he had insider information from his friend to help him draft his team and didn’t procure it all on his own but alas this is where we are. Shake and Bake continues to dominate competition and i’ll be honest. i’m a little scared of this team. only time will tell if this team is fraudulent or is here to stick around.
3. Hawk Tua (1-1)
this is where we start seeing the teams that are an echelon below where the two pillars of this league are. hawk tua has made it to the third place slot in the Yahoo Rankings but you can see where there are weaknesses in his team. with Joe Mixon being injured and out for weeks it will only be a matter of time if this team can rise above or be cast aside in the upcoming weeks.
4 Show me your TD’s (0-2)
i don’t think i will ever again put a completely defeated team in the fourth place slot that is ranked NINTH in the actual rankings but let me explain why. after two tough matchups where this team would’ve won against 7 other people both weeks he still put up an impressive score both weeks. Owner Kelly has an alright team. i don’t want to say it is AMAZING as his defense and kicker score him a substantial amount of points in what i deem a fluke. but nonetheless he has accrued the second highest points in the league surpassing Shake and Bake and he is still left at the ninth rank. i guess what they say about luck playing a massive part in fantasy is true after all! good luck owner kelly.
5 Najee Germany (1-1)
Your team looks alright. I’m a little worried about tyreek hill now after the tua becoming mentally handicapped but maybe he won’t be bad after all. i mean did you see that hit on him?? man never learned to slide. now your stuck with a Tyreek Hill that has Skyler Thompson as a QB. Ew. plus the rachaad white injury is just icing in the cake for the recipe that is the downfall of your team. see you in the playoffs never dude.
6. Gleesh (1-1)
for a guy who talked about drafting the new england defense first round it seems that the strategy is paying off as this owner has accrued a formidable team that honestly should be ranked higher than what it is if he could just start the right players. too many points being left on the bench right now Owner HotRod. learn the game and maybe you won’t take an L from the best team in this league this week. maybe you won’t but probably you will.
7. Inglorious Bastards
Alright owner JC I’ll give it to you that your team isn’t that bad on paper. you seem to be the pickup king as you acquired Jordan Mason who will be good as long as Christian Mccaffrey is out but let’s be honest here. Goodwin is your best player and Jordan Mason is your second best. once you lose him all you’ll have is Goodwin and you’ll be dropped back into the pit of irrelevancy from whence you came. learn to control your anger and pickup from the waivers instead of shouting “go come on yourself” in the groupchat and you could have a decent team. maybe, but probably not!
8.Coreys Choice Team
Man never even bothered to change his team name to something funny. i’ll tell you what though. deebo being out for 6 weeks in the blessing of your life in this league as Aiyuk stands to take all the attention. you have the best TE in the league and you can probably turn this ship around even though you’re placed in the lower end of Yahoo rankings. i bet you have the two best WR’s in this league once this season ends. Jettas is a DOG. i expect an increase in rank from this team in the next power ranking.
9. Dicker the Kicker just beat you (1-1)
For a team claiming victory you don’t see much victory coming from this team. when confronted with his defeats and low scorings this owner claims that I didn’t set my lineup correctly. which is the black mark of this league if you are to win games. how much longer can you use that excuse for? i wish to see you succeed but at this rate i fear for your team. good luck out there.
10. Nabers think i’m selling dope (0-2)
Dude it absolutely breaks my heart to write about this team as Chef Tyler is probably one of the best chefs i’ve seen come into Wedge but holy shit 202 combined points for 2 weeks is atrocious. if you drafted teams like you made specials dude then you’d have a team that would probably come close to being as good as mine. When i look at your team name it says Tyler and Ches. who is ches? is he the roommate that is guiding your team to its inevitable demise? you need to remove your coach if you are to experience the greatest comeback this league has ever seen!!
Waters Edge Football League 