Man oh man, welcome back to another week of the Waters Edge Football Associate League Power Rankings. You guys make it hard for me every week to give accurate and up to date power rankings with the wildly variable weekly performances each team puts up. However, We at the Waters Edge Football Associated are proud and honored to have you all as our loyal fans as we have absolutely no competition with competing networks. We hope that you enjoy these completely unbiased power rankings and looking forward to continuing doing the work that the Waters Edge Football Association is so proud of doing. We have quite the shocking turn of events this week as some teams once thought irrelevant have turned the tide and some teams once thought relevant are now showing more weaknesses than they thought. We would like to give special thanks to our CEO Troop Crossland, our Editor in Chief Troop Crossland, our football insighter Troop Crossland and our News Reporter Troop Crossland. with that being said let us dive right in shall we and start dissecting why everyone’s team is shitty except for one.
The Cream of the Crop Teams
1. She Saquon It Til I Kamara
After revising this weeks power ranking for this team, some of you may be wondering to yourself. why did this team get put in the first slot spot after losing? why even after now that it doesn’t have the best record? well if you look closely the answer is obvious. it’s because I am the Editor-in-Chief for this league. I pick the power rankings, i make the calls, and what i say goes. Deal with it.
2. Gleesh
Alright, it’s BOH’s time to shine in this league. he beat the best team by a lot. Jamarr chase who was previously thought irrelevant seems to be revitalized with a new offense upon Tee Higgins return. Even though “Joe Shiesty” lost he has weapons that allow him to put up massive points with high end wide receivers like Jamar. There isn’t a team here that has better wide receivers than Gleesh. Rashee Rice is having the fantasy year of his life before he possibly goes to jail for like 30 years. Aaron Jones is looking like his prime self and this team looks to be a contender for the championship as things stand and Hotrod is making a statement for himself by putting up the highest points in week 3.
3. Coreys Choice Team
I’m a little skeptical putting you in the #3 slot Corey when previously i deemed your team irredeemable. But dude. Your teams kinda looking a little fire. i mean besides Justin Jefferson and Lamar Jackson i don’t see any players that really stand out on your team. Just seems to be the most well rounded squad in the league and you only had one player (excluding defense) who didn’t get you atleast 10 points. Justin Jefferson is the prize target here and he looks like he will finish top 3 WR’s
The Championship Possibilities
4.Shake and Bake
yeah, i had to drop you a little bit here Owner Braydon. Sure. you’re undefeated, but in my opinion you’re getting a little lucky here. you only have the fourth highest points as things stand but why your team has excelled in this league is because your PA (Points Against) is by FAR the lowest in the league. I mean it’s literally over 100 points lower than She Saquon it Til I Kamara. Prove me wrong. Peace.
5.Nabers Think I’m Selling Dope
Seems like a breakout was long overdue for this team. After multiple failures and two back to back loses Chef Tyler took matters into his own hands by firing his Offensive coordinator Ches. Ches is the mysterious entity that no one knows anything about except that he is Tyler’s Roommate. When stated why he was so successful this week. he simply stated that “winning is inevitable when you play against a shit team like Hawk Tua.” He definitely said that so don’t ask him if he did. Tyler is grabbing the horse by the collar for his team and maybe can keep the momentum rolling into a tough week four matchup against a Corey’s Choice Team.
6. Hawk Tua
Your team looks good and I almost put you at fourth but i just couldn’t after that performance from Chef Tyler. The fault in your team is of not your own. you have a losing record yes and i know it doesn’t look good losing yet again but your points against are the 2nd highest in the league. Yes you put up your lowest points up to date and yes it looks gloomy living in the fantasy mind of James. I actually don’t know what else to say. sucks to have your playoff schedule.
7. Inglorious Bastards
You were so close to glory, you had to let the only undefeated team slip through your grasp. I should rank you lower out of spite because you losing means I lost my number one slot in the league. I 100% have resentment issues now after this. dude you had Josh freaking Allen. the best QB to ever do it in fantasy and you still lost and it breaks my heart because i was one pick away from drafting him until you stole him from me. Maybe you can beat Show Me your TD’s this week and move your team up a few slots if i am feeling generous.
Clown Teams
8. Najee Germany
75.18
9. Show me your TD’s
0-3
10. DICKER THE KICKER JUST BEAT YOU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Waters Edge Football League 